Titty Bars

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I have to take some time to discuss a subject very near and dear to my heart and my Johnson— titty bars. Titty bars include nude bars, topless bars and bars where chicks parade around in bathing suites. You tend to meet a very different type of chick in these places, so they deserve their own section. Most all of titty bars are a shit load of fun. They’re full of beautiful, young chicks, whose job is to be sociable, sexual and sure that you are having a good time. The key to hooking up in titty bars is to choose your honeys wisely and be able to scoop the hot dancers without spending a whole lot of cash. Your ability to hook up with titty dancers is going to vary from city to city. In some places like New York, it’s almost impossible to hookup on the first night or get a phone number for follow up outside of the club. Consider yourself “the man” if you can. This is in sharp contrast to places in the southern United States, Asia and Latin America, where it’s usual to meet and hook up with beautiful chicks at titty bars on a regular basis. In fact in some cities, it’s easier to hook up at titty bars than regular bars.

A lot of chicks who work in titty bars are impossible to meet outside of this environment. You just may never run into these chicks in your professional life, unless you are a club owner, pimp, drug dealer, or make porn movies. On top of that (which hopefully you will be) a ridiculous number of these girls are lesbians or at best bisexual and won’t be looking to entertain a PB on their nights off. However if you are lucky enough to meet these chicks outside of their usual environment, they tend to be easy to spot if you know what to look for. Silicone breasts, bleach blond hair and perfectly groomed legs generally aren’t common among the average chick in any country.

There are four types of girls who work in a titty bar. One is the single parent mother who generally has poor job skills, who’s found that there is no other way to make this much money doing anything else. The second is a girl who is into drinking, drugs and partying and who needs money to support her lifestyle and habit. The third is the girl who does it because she likes it and gets a kick out of being wanted and desired sexually by lots of men. The fourth is a regular chick who just happened onto dancing at the end of their modeling career, or because they were so beautiful that is just seemed a logical thing to do. What you want is the fourth type in my opinion all other things being equal.

The technique I use to hook up in titty bars is simple. I dress well, look the best I can and head out with some my boys who I know can hold there own with beautiful chicks. I’ll relax with a drink in either a very high traffic area or off in a quiet spot depending on the personality of the club, its layout, house rales, the attitude of the girls, etc. Then generally I’ll wait for one of them to approach me. I very rarely will approach a girl myself, unless a girl is particularly outstanding. If a dancer doesn’t even approach you in a titty bar, she sure as hell probably won’t rankle you! The best way to meet an outstanding chick who hasn’t approached you for a dance is to tip her, while she is dancing on stage. That way you don’t blow a lot of cash and you have an easy way to start up a quick conversation and make yourself stand out from all the other PB’s in the club. If you made a good impression, she’ll be more likely to stop and hang out on her next pass around the club. You have to establish a repoire with a titty dancer before getting a dance. If a chick just wants some cash and won’t even consider rankling you, it’s usually pretty obvious. Blow these chicks off and save your money, time and effort.

I will spend some money on a chick if I think she deserves it, or because I want to facilitate follow up after we’ve had a conversation, since you can’t be a totally cheap bastard and expect to win in this game. On a very rare occasion I will get a chick to dance for me simply for the pure pleasure of having a hot naked chick on my lap, even if I sense that there is no chance for follow up in the near term. Hints that you are wasting your time, efforts and eventually your money: she talks about her boyfriend or husband in the first conversation, or she seems too business-like or despite your efforts she not into hanging out with you. Some of my buddies who have the cash (and a few who don’t) take the brute force approach and blow ridiculous amounts of money in these places. It is true that in almost any titty bar, you can hook up if you have enough cash. There are almost always a few chicks who feel that the more cash you blow on them, the more attractive you are. But I still advocate that true players can hook up for little or nothing down.

Remember that dating a titty dancer is a lot different from dating a regular chick. They sexually arouse men for money. It doesn’t matter what they say, how they feel about what their doing or the reason they’re doing it. They’re two steps removed from street prostitutes. They tend to be impulsive, emotional and unreliable, and as such, you should keep your emotions in your pants. Don’t get all goofy with a beautiful titty dancer. I know some guys who’ve dated titty dancers and would get insanely jealous— so much so that they were practically ready to start a fight on a nightly basis with anyone who touched their girlfriends, while they were dancing. Always, always, always be careful to wrap it once or twice before wetting it. And if a girl seems too much of a hoe, do not hook up under any circumstances. I don’t care what she looks like. No chick is wo

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