If you want to take part in a truly Swedish tradition, head to Gotland for the summer solstice, usually on or about June 21st. It’s easily accessible by ferry from Stockholm. That’s where all the kids go for this very important Scandinavian holiday. This is the day that traditionally Swedish girls will lose their virginity. That means, if you’re lucky, your Johnson may be rising and setting and rising again in time with the midnight sun. Oh, and if you have a chance to go to the Swedish vacation towns of Dalarna or Smaland with someone who has a summer home there, do so. I heard the Swedish Y is out there in ridiculous abundance.
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